Greedy

‎"When I put him on the ground, you take his wallet". "daddy, time to hit the floor, cause I'm taking you down"......

First Day of School

So you want daddy to take you to school in just his underwear for your first day?

Luke... "yes I do"

ROSCO

"Are you Superman?" asks Rosco. "Yes I am" with a shake of the head from Lukas.

Don't take this kid's bike!

As I was driving Lukas and Porter to school this morning, I was listening to Lukas tell Porter about his new bike. His old bike, we are assuming, was stolen out of our garage during the winter months.

Lukas: Yeah, if they take my bike again, I will kick them right here. (I'm assuming he points between his legs, LOL)

Porter: Yeah, right in the penis.

Those boys crack me up!

Listen here

We've got a few here for catching up...

Out to dinner tonight, the 4 of us, Lukas starts to ask me a question and Tony butts in to tell me about something that is on the news. Lukas was mad about this interruption and quickly turned to Tony and says, "Daddy, Was I talking?!?!"

While making cookies this past weekend, Lukas was coming into the kitchen to help and he was dragging his hand along my back and then across to the front of my waist, and he then says, "Momma, why is your belly big?"
Im sure he was just making sure there wasn't another baby in there. But come on kid, don't you know you aren't suppose to point those kinds of things out?!??! LOL!

Tony was having a conversation with Lukas about his hair and Tony says, "One day I'm gonna lose all my hair." Lukas then replies, "Like Uncle?" (Tony's brother Daniel)

Really? It's worth all that

Playing the wii more frequently now, Luke likes to show more emotion. A stomp of the foot and a look of disgust, "I'm mad at you daddy. If you keep doing that I am not going to play with you anymore. I'm mad." What can I say, he's competitive like his old man.

Poop

"I want poop for breakfast."
Turning 4yrs old has brought new insight on the word poop. Lukas uses the word "poop" like I use the word "the."

Tonight on the Dukes...

"You are Bo daddy, and I am Luke. Do-do-doo-doo-dodo-do-do-dooo-doooo-dooo-dooo!!!! (To the tune of the Dixie Horn)"

Taking care of business.. and his brother.

Lukas had to go potty and asked for my help in taking his pants and underwear down. I went in the bathroom with him and was explaining to him that he needs to learn to do this by himself. He's going to be in preschool in a few months and needs to be able to go potty on his own. After about 3 seconds of thoughts running in his head, he says... "And when I am in preschool, you can take care of my brother."

So sweet that he is thinking ahead and thinking of his new brother-to-be.

yup

LeeAnn: Hey buddy, You want to have a fudge popsicle with me?

Lukas: Absolutely!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

Explaining to my son about only staying at grandma's for a little while instead of returning the next day to get him got a cute reaction....
"We're not going grandma's tomorrow buddy."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?" Luke replies.

Oh boy, I wonder where he got that kind of reply from? :)

It was an accident.

Lukas is still working on the nighttime/naptime potty accidents. The other day at the end of his nap, he woke up whining because he had peed the bed. We brought him into the bathroom to get clean up. We try to comfort him and let him know it was an accident and accidents happen.

I said to him "Uh-Oh Lukas, What happened? Did you have an accident?"

And his reply was "Yeah. My body couldn't hold it."

Not sure where he thought of that, but it was pretty darn cute how it was "My body" rather than "I".

A white one Santa!!

"I will wait for momma." The frequent response Luke gives when asked to speak with Santa. Onward towards Target to shop... As we entered Target Luke simple says, "I want to talk to Santa now daddy." Really? "I want to tell him to bring me the Polar Express Train." I quickly paid for the gift and walked at a brisk pace to Santa. I rounded the corner with Luke and seen Santa was still there. We waited for our turn. Next!!
Ok Luke, it's our turn. Let's go. Luke went up to Santa but wouldn't speak. Just a simple turning of the head at first. Santa told him a story about his reindeer breaking the door in the barn, so he needed to get a new key. Luke got to hold the key. Santa finished his story and proceeded to ask Luke questions. I helped with the first reponse. Then Luke mentioned a Transformer. Santa was trying to guess the color when Luke whispered "white". Louder Luke. "white one". "WHITE ONE!!!!" This blew the doors open. Luke began, " I want a white transformer, and the Polar Express!!!" "Anything else?" Santa asked. "I want Wall-E too!!"
"Ok, I will get started and make them for you. Have you been a good boy?" Luke just nods and then, "Please Santa."
Luke sat on Santa's lap and took this epic photo. He did it!!!

Reach for the Stars

"Daddy I need your help. Will you help me daddy?"

I will always help you.

Question

"Daddy, hey. I want to ask you a question. You want to play with me?"

Pssssssssssssssssss

Lying on the floor Luke walks over to me with a smile. After a leg drop he stands over me and starts going, "pssssssssssssssssss." Followed by, "Ha, ha daddy, I peed on you." He turns around a goes, "boop, boop. Hey daddy I pooped on you too. Touch it, touch the poop."

Yuck.

That smell like-a poo...

Feeding my face I watched my son interact with my mother. Luke had a couple soap bars that had an aroma to each of them. One by one he would put a bar close to my mother's nose and let her smell... She would give a weird face to each and say, ""yuk, or p.u..." Luke then asks her after smiling so, "Does it smell like poop?" ...
Okay Luke now connects bad smells with poop. We're really learning the importants in life now.

A little Dave Matthews for you...

"Daddy, you want me to sing a song for you? A Dave Matthews song? Here I go..." He strums the guitar and bellows... " What would you say? Don't bite the mail man... What would you say?" strum strum strum.... That's all I need to say as I was and still am speechless.

Good ol toot from the boot....y

Uncle Dan sure has made an impact on my son as now Luke will share some things that he remembers from his time around uncle. I was lying on the floor acting like I was hurt to see what Luke would do as I lay acting... I looked at him through squinting eyes to watch his reaction. he looks me over and walks over to me. He stops, turns around and plants his booty on my face. Wait for it... After about five seconds he makes a bmmmpppppppp from his lips to my face. Gets up, leans over and says, I toot on your face. From the bedroom in the morning, to grandma's house, to San Antonio; Luke loves tooting in anyone's face.

A little bite to go

Hiding under the table hunched in the corner was Luke as another game of "find me daddy" was near its end. As I trapped him into the corner I asked him if I could take a little bite from his leg... then his ear... a small piece from his face... then back to his leg. Luke, in between laughing says, no no daddy, that's enough." As I start to retreat he says " Daddy, you can have a bite of my butt." Needless to say I didn't have any butt that day as it was not fresh from the tooting he did on my face earlier...