WWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAAATt!?

PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING!!!!!!!



Amazing... Luke and I just got home. I go to take my sweatshirt into the bedroom while Luke pays visit to Rocky. We are in transition from my mother in laws house to ours which is about 10-15 minutes. As the potty training continues I know I must take Luke into the bathroom as soon as possible. I walk back into the kitchen to find our dog Rocky licking his lips with what appeared as chocolate. Luke is just standing there watching Rocky laughing. I ask him, did Rocky poop!? Luke replies "yeah" in quiet little whisper. I couldn't believe it. Rocky pooped on the floor and was trying to get rid of the evidence. So I'm letting Rocky know that that wasn't a good idea in the most loving way I could -- sarcastic---. Then I tell Luke to go into the living room while I clean up. When I see him walk by I noticed his nice white shoes were stained with that chocolate. Then another chunk of chocolate by the fridge. I look at Luke and tell him to stop. He turns to me with the face, "yeah daddy?" "Did you poop on the floor?" He replies, "Y-e-a-h." He continues, "I pooped my pants. On the carpet. Rocky ate it. I pooped on the floor and Rocky ate it." My first thought was he just said a huge amount of words in one sentence. All I can say is that I wish he didn't have so much to drink. That was a mess. Oh what a mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!