Mamma's Bras

by Lukas
My daddy and I went to K-mart the other day to CHRISTmas shop for mommy and look for Grandma Howard. We went up and down the aisle, up and down the aisle searching. Daddy said, "Maybe she is over by the baby stuff bud. Should we check?" I responded, "I comin." Daddy then told me that maybe we should start yelling for grandma. He started and I joined in, "GRANDMA, GRANDMA, where are you?" No luck. She wasn't anywhere to be found. Daddy went and asked a worker if she could help us find grandma. The woman said she would page her to the front. As daddy was telling this woman the name of grandma, which I think was Ruth, (don't know I've never heard this before) I noticed over Daddy's shoulder something familiar. "Momma's bras daddy!!!! Mamma's bras. Daddy momma's bras. Over there. I found them." Daddy just smiled at the woman and then answered me, "yes buddy, those sure are bras over there." "Momma's bras daddy." We never did find grandma, but I sure did find momma's bras!!!!